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Abstinence Makes The Church Grow Fondlers

Abstinence Makes The Church Grow Fondlers

$22.00 USD

$22.00 USD

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Seriously, fuck the church.

Premium Quality Dark Clothing-
⛧ 100% ring-spun lightweight cotton.
⛧ Detailed prints designed to stay vibrant without fading.
⛧ Soft unisex cotton fit.
⛧ Limited supply, don't sleep!

Heads up: If ordered with items other than t-shirts/tanks, you’ll be charged separate shipping and receive two shipments—because even our packaging breaks the rules.

DELIVERY TIMES

Most orders are dispatched in 1-3 business days, but please allow a little longer during sales and peak periods.

CARE INFO

To keep your products looking fresh, we recommend the following:

⛧ Cold wash inside out.
⛧ Tumble dry low heat.
⛧ Do not iron over print.

30 DAY RETURNS

Something not quite right? No problems!

Reach out within 30 days of receiving your order and we can organize an exchange for you!

We take great care in sending out orders, and our sizes are designed to match our sizing charts. However, if you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, feel free to reach out, and we'll do everything we can to help!

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Black / L34228566805090823575	Black / L34228566805090823575 $22.00/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$22.00/ea	$0.00

Black / XL32479322640636507184	Black / XL32479322640636507184 $22.00/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$22.00/ea	$0.00

Black / 2XL30914898714165572572	Black / 2XL30914898714165572572 $23.00/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$23.00/ea	$0.00

Black / 3XL34007546330442054429	Black / 3XL34007546330442054429 $24.00/ea	$0.00	Quantity	$24.00/ea	$0.00

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